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Is there a good online site to get a DIY Vasectomy kit from?

I need to desex my hubby as I think that 9 kids in 7 years is not doing to me pelvic floor any good at all……and all that man has to do is LOOK at me and I’ve got another bun in the oven.

BQ: Would a 36 pint case of Bellringer be adequate as an anaesthetic? He usually seems to sleep quite well once he’s consumed one of those in an afternoon.

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5 Responses to “Is there a good online site to get a DIY Vasectomy kit from?”

  1. ladystang said:

    any kitchen knife will do

  2. Barcode said:

    ChopShop.com.

    Moonshine would knock you out pretty good.

  3. Bill said:

    Please tell me you’re joking.

    Let a vasectomy be performed by a doctor/surgeon at a hospital. Not at home. Blood loss and infection etc. could leave with no husband.

    And alcohol is not a good anaesthetic…

  4. Monstermunch said:

    Takes two you know so you cannot pin all the blame on him!

    Marie Stopes Clinics and others offer private vasectomy clinics and for peace of mind it is not that expensive. They also allow you to pay in stages. But he will not fire blanks for a while so there is another problem for you.

    You could pr empt him with an implant or IUD and you would get an NHS sterilisation with that number of kids!

    It is just that if you use this method and get it wrong who knows what will happen.

  5. Off My Meds said:

    My dear wife just wears flannel pajamas. I haven’t had an erection since 1998.




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